5 Questions with Rags #6 - Tayo Branston (Five Alarm Funk)
Five Alarm Funk is one of the greatest bands in the world. There's really no doubt it, at least for those who have seen them live. Doug Benson may have (sub)titled his last comedy record "Forced Fun," but there's no doubt in my mind that the term was invented for these cats. In the middle of their fury is lead-guy and Animal's brother, Tayo Brantson. Guy is a fucking machine, seriously. I get tired just watching him at their shows. He also talks and sends emails with the same enthusiasm. I've had the pleasure of talking to him a few times and this time was no less pleasurable.
1. The first record you remember going out to buy with your own money – what was it? How old were you?
<laughs> It was probably…I think it was 2 Legit 2 Quit by MC Hammer. I must have been 6 or 7 or something like that. That’s the first thing that pops into my mind.
And when is the last time you listened to MC Hammer?
You know what? It wasn’t that long ago. <laughs> We pumped, uhhh, that song…”Can’t Touch This,” we pumped that coming home from Seattle like a year and a half ago and it was just awful! Like, what the hell is this? It’s just so funny, almost comical in a way.
It’s amazing to think how many millions of homes that record was in.
It is amazing, right? But I mean, kudos to Hammer. He’s got the pants and that dance. Man, it’s sweet.
Those pants are timeless. That song might age poorly but those pants are timeless.
Yeah, I know. And for the life of me I can’t find a sweet pair of Hammer Pants anywhere.
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